Agricoltura, Duet With Myself - EX GIRLFRIENDS SUCK
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LYRICS
I love your hair, your smile, your clothes
I love your cankles and your elephant nose
I love your freckles and your eyes
Don't forget about her thunder thighs
Girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven
It hurt, she landed on her face
Girl, I need to put you on my "to do list"
Or my hit list, whichever really works
If you were a booger I'd pick you first
Well I'd lick you first
Girl, you're everything I (don't) want
You're everything I (don't) need
Without you I can barely (finally) breath
You're so fat
You got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack
Not even Clinton would sleep with you
When trucks back up they beep like you
And no one wants to be with you
I never want to see you again
You're like the elephant man
It looks like you seriously stopped a van with your face
Your face is like the sun
Yep, it burns my retinas
You have beautiful puppy dog eyes
Maybe you should go to the vet
You smell like a pig and you look like a fish
If you were a cow I'd put you right on a dish
You're crazy like a monkey you belong in a zoo
If you were a horse I'd turn you right into glue
Your eyes are like a pond in which the fish of beauty swim
You have a mustache like my dads, you really need a trim
All I really wanted to say
Is I love (hate) you
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Check out my newest video! Trump vs Hillary vs Bernie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGbuixTB1hk
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Commento
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If Brian was my BF I'd just break up with him and date his brother
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"SHUT UP BRIAN!" can't wait to meet someone named Brian to say this to him.
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who's watching this 2017 times in 2017?
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THIS IS THE FUNNEST VID ON THE INTERNET
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Wow! 2010?😟💗
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loved it☺😊
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He should have said: " You got a mustache like Hitler".
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my gawd....
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1:34 She Got ROASTED
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Why does he kinda remind me of a tamer version of Bo Burnham
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did it heart when fell from heaven it heart she landed on her face 😂😂
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Almost 7 years omg
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"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first"
"Well I'd FLICK you first"
What I think it should be..
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You are just like a talented musician
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"HOPE YOU DIE YOU STUPID BISH"
HOPE YOU SINK TO HELL YOU STUPID NERD
just kidding
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GUYS THIS WAS NEARLY SEVEN YEARS AGO WHAT THE HECK
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Omg your amazing at playing piano!
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Omg your amazing at playing piano!
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HIS FACE AND HIS VOICE AND HIS HAIR AND HIS GLASSES ARE KILLING ME
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XDD
look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS I love your hair, your smile, your clothes I love your cankles and your elephant nose I love your freckles and your eyes Don't forget about her thunder thighs Girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven It hurt, she landed on her face Girl, I need to put you on my "to do list" Or my hit list, whichever really works If you were a booger I'd pick you first Well I'd lick you first Girl, you're everything I (don't) want You're everything I (don't) need Without you I can barely (finally) breath You're so fat You got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack Not even Clinton would sleep with you When trucks back up they beep like you And no one wants to be with you I never want to see you again You're like the elephant man It looks like you seriously stopped a van with your face Your face is like the sun Yep, it burns my retinas You have beautiful puppy dog eyes Maybe you should go to the vet You smell like a pig and you look like a fish If you were a cow I'd put you right on a dish You're crazy like a monkey you belong in a zoo If you were a horse I'd turn you right into glue Your eyes are like a pond in which the fish of beauty swim You have a mustache like my dads, you really need a trim All I really wanted to say Is I love (hate) you -~-~~-~~~-~~-~- Check out my newest video! Trump vs Hillary vs Bernie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGbuixTB1hk -~-~~-~~~-~~-~-
Commento
"Well I'd FLICK you first"
What I think it should be..
HOPE YOU SINK TO HELL YOU STUPID NERD
just kidding